{"id":51,"date":"2026-03-13T17:27:39","date_gmt":"2026-03-13T17:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2026-03-13T17:27:39","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T17:27:39","slug":"take-over-the-east","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Take over the East!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udfe2 MISSION: TARGET THE EASTERN SEABOARD<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Goblins, the sun rises in the East, and so does our empire.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The &#8220;intellectuals&#8221; of the Atlantic coast think they\u2019re safe behind their tall buildings, Ivy League libraries, and excessive amounts of coffee. They haven&#8217;t met us yet. We are moving from the screens to the streets (metaphorically, because we still can\u2019t read maps), and we need <strong>YOU<\/strong> to lead the charge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why the East?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>High Density:<\/strong> More people means more potential Goblins to recruit into the Discord.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Target-Rich Environment:<\/strong> From the NYC skyline to the DC monuments, there are plenty of shiny things to claim for the hoard.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The Vibe:<\/strong> It\u2019s fast-paced, chaotic, and loud; exactly like our voice channels at 12:00 AM.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Your Orders:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"1\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Infiltrate:<\/strong> Drop the link <a href=\"https:\/\/wecantread.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">WeCantRead.com<\/a> or the discord url<a href=\" https:\/\/discord.gg\/7AQdK5Szw6\"> https:\/\/discord.gg\/7AQdK5Szw6<\/a> in every corner of the Eastern Seaboard.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Recruit:<\/strong> Find the gamers who are tired of the &#8220;serious&#8221; life and want to embrace their inner goblin.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Conquer:<\/strong> We aren&#8217;t just joining the conversation; we\u2019re taking it over.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>From Maine to Miami, let them hear the cackle.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;They have the libraries. We have the numbers. They can read the books\u2014we\u2019ll just use them for monitor stands.&#8221;<br><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\udfe2 MISSION: TARGET THE EASTERN SEABOARD Goblins, the sun rises in the East, and so does our empire. The &#8220;intellectuals&#8221; of the Atlantic coast think they\u2019re safe behind their tall buildings, Ivy League libraries, and excessive amounts of coffee. They haven&#8217;t met us yet. We are moving from the screens to the streets (metaphorically, because &#8230; <a title=\"Take over the East!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/?p=51\" aria-label=\"Read more about Take over the East!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":52,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wecantread.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}