🟢 MISSION: TARGET THE EASTERN SEABOARD
Goblins, the sun rises in the East, and so does our empire.
The “intellectuals” of the Atlantic coast think they’re safe behind their tall buildings, Ivy League libraries, and excessive amounts of coffee. They haven’t met us yet. We are moving from the screens to the streets (metaphorically, because we still can’t read maps), and we need YOU to lead the charge.
Why the East?
- High Density: More people means more potential Goblins to recruit into the Discord.
- Target-Rich Environment: From the NYC skyline to the DC monuments, there are plenty of shiny things to claim for the hoard.
- The Vibe: It’s fast-paced, chaotic, and loud; exactly like our voice channels at 12:00 AM.
Your Orders:
- Infiltrate: Drop the link WeCantRead.com or the discord url https://discord.gg/7AQdK5Szw6 in every corner of the Eastern Seaboard.
- Recruit: Find the gamers who are tired of the “serious” life and want to embrace their inner goblin.
- Conquer: We aren’t just joining the conversation; we’re taking it over.
From Maine to Miami, let them hear the cackle.
“They have the libraries. We have the numbers. They can read the books—we’ll just use them for monitor stands.”